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PostSubject: A clever businessman!!!   Sat Nov 01, 2008 11:46 am

Bank Loan

A Chinese man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan
Officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to Taiwan on business
for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security
for the loan, so the Chinese man hands over the keys to a new Ferrari
Parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and
everything checks out.

The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The
bank's president and officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Chinese man
for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan.

One of the bank's employees then drives the Ferrari into the bank's
underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Chinese man returns, repays the $5,000 and the
Interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business
and this transaction worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a
Multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000 ?"

The Chinese man replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
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PostSubject: Re: A clever businessman!!!   Sat Nov 08, 2008 10:54 am

HE is really very clever.
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