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PostSubject: Words on Marriage   Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:20 am

MARRIAGE


Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want then, when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that


Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No but the thought of long life will never come



Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.



It ' s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It ' s like asking someone,
If suicide is better or being murdered.



Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night Thinking about something you say.
After marriage, he 'll fall asleep before you finish.



There' s a way of transferring funds, that is even faster than electronic banking. It 's called marriage.



Girlfriends are like CHOCOLATES - Taste good anytime.



Lovers are like PIZZAS - Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.



Wife 's are like Dhal & RICE - Eaten when there' s no choice.



Man receives telegram: Wife dead. Should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don' t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.



Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women ' ?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.



Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!




Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!




Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman (in the west)?
A: Because as per the law You cannot be punished twice For the same offence!






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PostSubject: Re: Words on Marriage   Thu Apr 09, 2009 9:02 am

Very Happy Very funny!!!!!!!!
Without any other comments.


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PostSubject: Re: Words on Marriage   Mon Nov 09, 2009 2:13 pm

Marriage is a binding contract which binds only women... But only men always complain of about it... Complicated...

Thanks for aboves.. really funny
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PostSubject: Re: Words on Marriage   Mon Nov 09, 2009 11:33 pm

Hi Helin..
Yeah... you really have added something new and interesting..
Good comment.
Thanks ..
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